The Untouchable EGG


When I was just few months old, amma introduced egg in my diet for the very first time, but I puked the whole meal. This might be usual for a lot, but amma who is slightly over concerned, over anxious and over careful about almost everything in the world reacted in a slightly different manner. She placed me in the egg-allergic category. Its been 28 yrs, but she has never served me an egg after that.

I was brought up hearing this story over and over again, and so egg was included in the untouchable list J I ate ice creams, cakes, chocolates and everything that had egg, but believed that am sensitive to egg.

Any relative or neighbour who heard, protruded their eyes.”Allergic to egg?No way. Please have just one piece of his omelette, pleeeease”. I politely denied. But the whole world was interested to make me eat one. And years of compulsion from everyone around, developed a weird repulsion inside me, for the already untouchable egg. I would take a faraway seat from where the egg curries were kept. I would carefully pick those scattered pieces of scrambled egg from my mixed fried rice. I would specifically order for an eggless soup, and avoided all kinds of dishes were egg was visible. Cakes and Ice creams were still my favorite :-)

After growing up to a sensible age, and feasting on pastries and cakes of all kinds, I knew that egg might not have an awful effect on me. But I still was not able to revive from the feeling that had followed me from a very early age. During college and then in the corporate world, I kept meeting people who would raise their eyebrows on bizarre egg allergy and who would still compel me to try for once. But I took some strange pride to believe that am still allergic.

I managed not to eat egg for a long long time. But during pregnancy my doctor asked to consume one egg everyday, ugggh!! The right amount of nutrition for Pari was an emotional line to be ignored. The untouchable egg had now become unavoidable egg. I would stare at the omelette in my plate for hrs and dump it all into Sayf’s’. So Sayf tried a variety egg menu for the week. Monday would egg dosa, Tuesday Appam omellette, Wednesday Mixed fried rice, Thursday egg burji, Friday Cheesy egg sandwich and so on. That clicked well. The respect for his effort made me gulp an eggy dinner :-) Sayf can take the pride of being the only one who successfully got some direct form of egg into my blood. Am now relieved that Pari who has turned 10 months now, can have all the egg she needs directly. Am free from the eggy burden!!

My egg allergy may be psychological, but my uncanny attitude towards egg continues. I still dislike all forms of it and try my best to stay away from an  egg korma on the table. An involuntary aversion to those humble eggs has accumulated so badly into my blood and brain and finally resides as some kind of a blind faith that walks and talks inside to avoid the scent, taste, color or even a mere whiff of an egg!!.

The world however, reacts a bit different now. They do not compel me anymore to have one. They just discuss my mental instability towards egg,…..

Amma still believes that am thoroughly allergic. “The title of mother gives me the license to be concerned about my only daughter”, she argues every time Sayf tries to explain :-)

A Letter to my dear Friend


After 10 yrs of intimacy and togetherness, when it was time to part with a dear friend, I decided to write a letter to him.

Dear Mr.S,

You were always beside me for these long 10 yrs. Needless to mention you were such a handsome piece when we met. And since then,you have always been a loyal friend,who stood close to me,.. so close that you could feel my eye lashes every time they fluttered. And then I would take you just next to my lips. You would yearn for that cold blow from within. But those moments have passed. Bygones are bygones.. And now it is time to part. Let me thank you for making my world clearer, beautiful and vivid. Thank you for sharing my ups and downs, for walking beside me and baring me all this while. Thank you my dear spectacles.

Love, Z

This is the letter he wrote back to me..

Hello Z,

Am glad that you have moved on with life and thought of switching to a new pair of glasses at least now. I saw my replacement on your face. You look a lot smarter now with that young and handsome fellow. You should have thought about my retirement long time back. My nephews, nieces and their children have come to the market. Different colours. Different styles. You never even bothered about them. And how could you? Such a pinch fist you are married to. He can spend $125 for a pair of sunglasses, but wouldn’t spend 1000 bucks on your bifocals?!?!? You should have demanded this long time back my girl :) Thanks for this letter, but note that I deserve something lot better than this. 10 yrs was too long. And am tired walking beside you. You are lucky that I have only 2 legs, for if I had hands, the first thing would be to give you a tight slap. And if you think I yearned for something, that was my languish for retirement. GOT IT? Did you ever notice that dent on my left leg? How could you? Its been there since you started sleeping with me on. Too many scratches on my rim. And one of my nose buds is not there anymore. So careless you are!! Please do not overuse anything hereafter. What on the hell made you hang on to me for so long? How I wished to be retired? Ensure that you do not exhaust the new guy. UNDERSTOOD? Thanks for giving me a chance to raise my voice. Please clean me up, wrap me in my old shawl, put me safe in my trunk and place me somewhere at the end of your draw. I worry that you would reuse me incase you lose the new one. Let me take some good rest..Take Care.

Bye Mr.S